Being fluently and naturally bilingual in English and Spanish means your coworkers will look at you like your possessed by Don Quijote and George Washington while you help multiple customers in both languages.

did-you-kno:

Dysthanasia, meaning ‘bad death’ - the opposite of euthanasia, is a medical term referring to the prolonged suffering of people who are artificially kept alive in situations they couldn’t survive without life support. Source

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I woke up in such a good mood this Monday morning that not even the fact that a freighter and a car almost slammed into me at 65mph because neither of them yielded could even faze me c: on a usual basis I would have screamed and flipped them off. Today will be good to me mmk yay

nagisasbitch:

scream my name like you want me to get the fuck out of ikebukuro

pleASE

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New and Cleaner Blog Layout. Enjoy.

huffingtonpost:

By just watching this video of puppies, you’re donating money to charity.

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ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

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